Prediction is hard, especially about the future - guru department

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How wrong can a guru be?  Every so often, I run across some confident—but wrong statement regarding the state of something or other, and just this afternoon (while hunting for something else) ran across one that I simply can’t resist sharing.  In a way, it’s sad, because the poor prediction was shared by the entire financial services industry, yielding a crisis of massive proportions. 

image The guru in question is Adrian J. Slywotzky, best-selling author of a number of good books, among them The Profit Zone.  The wrong prediction has to do with how the banking industry has managed risk, and it appeared in no less an authoritative publication than the Harvard Business Review.  The article is entitled “Countering the biggest risk of all” and it appeared in the April, 2005 edition. 

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Dumbest moments in business 2007 - I do miss Business 2.0

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Each year, I had come to look forward to Business 2.0’s compilation of idiotic things that happen in the world of business.  As that magazine is now unfortunately defunct, Fortune appears to be picking up the onerous burden of remining us all just how Stupid people in business can be sometimes. 

Here are a few that I hadn’t heard about before checking out the list (you can find a complete index of all 100 here).

13. Disneyland
It’s a fat world, after all
Disneyland announces plans to close the “It’s a Small World” attraction to deepen its water channel after the ride’s boats start getting stuck under loads of heavy passengers. Employees ask larger passengers to disembark - and compensate them with coupons for free food.

44. Another subprime stunt. A Bank of America branch in Ashland, Mass., is evacuated after it receives a fax with the image of a lit match being held to a bomb’s fuse. The fax, sent by the company to alert employees to an upcoming promotion, somehow comes through without its text, which should read “The Countdown Begins—Small Business Commitment Week June 4-8.”

50. The Defense Department
Makes you wonder what it would cost to ship a million German screws
Exploiting a flaw in a Defense Department purchasing system, South Carolina parts supplier C&D Distributors rakes in $20.5 million in shipping fees on just $68,000 in sales. The scheme is finally detected when a Pentagon clerk spots a $969,000 bill for shipping two 19-cent washers to an Army base in Texas.

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